hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING
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Tara Jones and Phantom; Clinic [5]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/58b2e859e4e67f4c67f5d3ef43a8809f/tumblr_mlkk8x1VFs1qhxllbo1_500.jpg)
Saturday Jun 6 @ 01:39pmsometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
